It’s been said that the first step to solving a problem is realizing you have one. Fortunately, problems can be anywhere, you just have to look. And ignore fundamental precepts of logic such as “you can’t prove a negative. And avoid awkward topics like “math” and “science.”

Thus the beauty of Silent Blinking Death.

Constant, Irrational Fear…

And if it doesn’t bleed, just pretend that it will make the reader bleed.
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As the dude at the beginning of Plan 9 (the movie, not the OS, ya nerds) asks “Can you prove it didn’t happen?”