It’s good to know that I’m not the only one who’s worried about zombies:

The U.S. Geological Survey in 2003 said there’s a 62 percent chance of a magnitude 6.7 or greater earthquake in the Bay Area in the next 30 years. I’d have to put a zombie invasion in the same time period somewhere around 90 percent. Make no mistake: Between the possibility of a rogue virus, an alien spore or there simply being no more room in hell, the dead are going to walk the Earth in your lifetime.

Not that our government is lifting a finger to help us prepare. The Federal Emergency Management Agency and the state Office of Emergency Services has detailed information for more than 15 different disasters on their Web sites - covering everything from wildfires to dams breaking - but not a single word about what a citizen should do during a zombie attack.

Can you tell it’s Friday?

I recall reading about how the Californians had voted to move all their powerstations out of their state … I wonder if the invasion has already happened?